I'm sure you are going to be beautiful and are doing this for a good reason just don't come to me in 3 years when he hasn't touched you in 4 months and ask me why I didn't stop you. 

WHAT'S INCLUDED

• Ill be your passive aggressive bitch 

• giant folder of images some of which will actually be good... probably, I don't know.

• evidence of your agreement with the state to legitimize who gets your shit if you die suddenly and haven't made a will.

Ah yes, the fun part. I'm into this  

WHAT'S INCLUDED

• Location guidance and advice

• Hiking buddy to bring champagne